Noah finished his mother's day out program last week. His teacher told all the kids about how they could come back next year as bigger kids and learn all kinds of new things in preschool. So Noah and I were talking about how he'll learn his letters and numbers, etc. He was seemingly unimpressed. This was evidently not the kind of knowledge he was hoping to acquire. Noah said, "Yes, but what else they will teach me? Do you think they'll teach me how to do cool new tricks with my wee wee?"
Ummm... I am pretty sure that is not in the curriculum!