June 01, 2012

Pocket Knife

"Mommy.  I gots a pocket knipe.  It's wike Alvin and de Cheepmunks.  I cut wopes and twees wit my pocket knipe.  I put it in my underweahs and I take it to camping and I take it to school and I take it to Chwistmas. And I be brave boy wit my pocket knipe."

For three or four days he's carried his "pocket knife" around with him everywhere he goes.  I just don't have the heart to tell him that it's really daddy's shoe horn that goes all over daddy's stinky feet.  I also don't have the heart to tell daddy that the shoe horn has been in Miles "underweahs".  It'll be our little secret. 



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